a short intermission

twosidesofmerthur:

down-the-unforsaken-road:

derptasticbatman:

berndor:

jobening:

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

lochnesie:


“A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.  She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.”

all of these children are me

i literally just spit all over my computer laughing

“There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder.”

it’s always darkest before daylight savings time oh my god

when the blind lead the blind, get out of the way


A bird in the hand is going to poop on you

twosidesofmerthur:

down-the-unforsaken-road:

derptasticbatman:

berndor:

jobening:

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

lochnesie:

“A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.  She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.”

all of these children are me

i literally just spit all over my computer laughing

“There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder.”

it’s always darkest before daylight savings time oh my god

when the blind lead the blind, get out of the way

A bird in the hand is going to poop on you

(Source: honeyysuckles)

tagged as → #perfect
  1. all0nsy-assbutt reblogged this from stay-dreaming
  2. ssleeplessnights reblogged this from stay-dreaming
  3. stay-dreaming reblogged this from delirious-badfish
  4. kuroitenshi97 reblogged this from peacelovereading
  5. thewriterofall reblogged this from aphitapan
  6. emilaaaay-haaaays reblogged this from peacelovereading
  7. peacelovereading reblogged this from howimetbigbang
  8. wondering-in-a-waiting-room reblogged this from bones-and-backtalk
  9. gastonsleftbicep reblogged this from fortheloveoftrenchcoats
  10. get-in-my-jellybelly reblogged this from fortheloveoftrenchcoats
  11. the-infamous-night reblogged this from siren-of-the-fandom
  12. siren-of-the-fandom reblogged this from bookginnyissuperior
  13. bookginnyissuperior reblogged this from confused--polarity
  14. honeyysuckles reblogged this from chavatka and added:
    uhm what. guys, remember when I posted this..? whatthehell it has over 100,000 notes it’s not really even that funny
  15. chavatka reblogged this from confused--polarity
  16. kittyticklemonster reblogged this from fortheloveoftrenchcoats
  17. confused--polarity reblogged this from fortheloveoftrenchcoats
  18. fortheloveoftrenchcoats reblogged this from winter-sebastian
  19. lolnopeee reblogged this from winter-sebastian
  20. sixpercentdelusion reblogged this from winter-sebastian
  21. fluffyblindpanda reblogged this from mostly-carbon
  22. mostly-carbon reblogged this from winter-sebastian
  23. winter-sebastian reblogged this from sgt-james-buchanan-barnes
  24. dandelionryan reblogged this from suzy-eliteidol
  25. thenwhosdrivingthebus reblogged this from stiffabnegations
  26. isntgoodbyeyet reblogged this from dabidblaise
  27. fuckyou-alphapack reblogged this from llamacorns
  28. honey-bee-cas reblogged this from deansasianbeauties and added:
    When the blind lead the blind get out of the way
  29. hemmingsnoway reblogged this from clowemones
  30. motherbatz reblogged this from neonhairedwolf