a short intermission

twosidesofmerthur:

down-the-unforsaken-road:

derptasticbatman:

berndor:

jobening:

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

lochnesie:


“A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.  She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.”

all of these children are me

i literally just spit all over my computer laughing

“There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder.”

it’s always darkest before daylight savings time oh my god

when the blind lead the blind, get out of the way


A bird in the hand is going to poop on you

twosidesofmerthur:

down-the-unforsaken-road:

derptasticbatman:

berndor:

jobening:

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

lochnesie:

“A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.  She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.”

all of these children are me

i literally just spit all over my computer laughing

“There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder.”

it’s always darkest before daylight savings time oh my god

when the blind lead the blind, get out of the way

A bird in the hand is going to poop on you

(Source: honeyyysuckles)

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